In a moment of clarity in a post-Twilight world one Taylor Lautner fan realizes it's a little disgusting...
All these girls craving unreal love
Drooling in lust that will never be enough
And I don't know why we buy it
But like a drug if you just try it
You'll suddenly become compliant
You'll realize you can't deny it
Have you seen Taylor? Have you seen Twilight?
Have you seen the girls wasting their lives?
Pining away for a love unreal
Wishing for the drama of One Tree Hill
Slavering for Chuck on Gossip Girl
Spread your legs and let the lust unfurl
I don't know why we buy
but like a drug if you just try it
you'll suddenly become compliant
You'll realize you can't deny it
Lick your lips and eat it up
Seventeen tells you how to fall in love
see New Moon and moan for more
of eight-pack abs and Teen Wolf taylor
Don't close your eyes you haven't seen it all
There's more to see and further to fall
I don't know why we buy it
but like a drug if you just try it
you'll suddenly become compliant
You'll realize you can't deny it
